What was I THINKING?!?! – May 1st

Who the hell do I think I am? Mary Poppins? Holy cow. My “full-time mommying” has turned these kids into lazy little demons. Yeah. I said it. I unknowingly threw off the balance of good and evil on Earth. Never fear, consider it fixed. It’s every demon for themselves from now on around here. Say goodbye to afterschool yogurt parfaits. Guess I wasn’t being a “good” mom after all.  New house rules and chores lists have been published and signed by little people not old enough to enter into a contract.  Thankfully they are also not old enough to know that.  Don’t tell.

Peace and love.


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